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I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I wore thick fucking armor. And I hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. And I thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t.
James Frey (via psych-facts)

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God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this




I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

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whiteboywaves:

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

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astronorner:

Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown

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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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