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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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(Source: oxbowb, via averyaveryavery)





guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via g-iggle)





Conversations on sex.

jackthemother:

the-demi-orange:

You know what makes someone good in bed?

-how attentive they are
-how much effort they put in.
-how much they enjoy it.

Things that don’t make you good in bed:

-The size of your anatomy
-How many partners you had/haven’t
-Comparing yourself to others.

Can we just talk about YOU FUCKING TRYING
That is seriously like %90 percent of it I swear to GOD

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