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bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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when people say christmas isn’t just about presents

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suspensed:

babe was extra cheesy today

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aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

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autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via laughingstation)